For Librarians...

Curse Against Bookstealers
from the Monastery of San Pedro, Barcelona

For him that stealeth a book from this library
let it change into a serpent in his hand & rend him.
Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted.
Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy
and let there be no surcease to his agony till he sink to dissolution.
Let bookworms gnaw his entrails, in token of the worm that dieth not,
and when at last he goeth to his final punishment,
let the flames of Hell consume him forever and aye.

"Ever seen a bird hurt itslf flying into a plate glass window? The bird wasn't stupid, he just didn't have all the information." -- Robert Heinlein

Thwart not the Librarian!
Why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian!

Gallery of Bellydancing Librarians
Librarians know how to have fun and get great exercise at the same time.

Quotations about Libraries, Librarians & Books
The largest collection of quotations on these subjects I've seen in one place.

Librarian Jeopardy
Take a look at this site and find out what you remember from library school.

new errors added 9/12/2005